This is a fantastic little piece written by Msgr. Charles Pope of the Archdiocese of Washington. I'll get you started here, but you'll have to follow the link to see the rest:
The maker of all humans beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units (code named Adam and Eve) resulting in the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed “Sorrow Inducing Non-morality (S.I.N.). Some of the symptoms include:
1.Loss of direction
2.Foul vocal emissions
3.Amnesia of Origin
4.Lack of peace and joy
5....[continued reading Recall Notice]
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